Wednesday, June 24, 2009

inchie challenge

Stumbled across an inchie challenge site today while
blog hopping:
Nancy's Small World of Inchies and Twinchies.

It's a challenge blog, and the theme this week is
Me and My Pet:



This is an inchie--the image is from Altered Pages, and the
background papers are Basic Grey. The feather is from a
guinea hen.

Thank you for the challenge, Nancy, I really like your site!!

i love this woman!!


Do you know her? Her name is Victoria Stilwell, and
she definitely knows her stuff.

We've never had a dog who would run away from me.
Naughty Jimmy, on the other hand, when he had something
he knew/thought he shouldn't (i.e., DH's leather slippers,
a dead squirrel, etc.) would tear off a mile a minute in
the opposite direction. Thus, the Naughty.

When we were on vacation, we would crash in front of the
TVs in the evening. We do not have cable, or satellite,
here at home (nope, never have--one of my mommy rules),
so Miss Victoria and her dog training show on Animal
Planet was an immediate hit with the DD and I, as we were
trying to train that Jimmy.

Like any good homeschool mom, I'd already hit up the library
for 20 or so books about dog training, but they did NOT
address the issues with which we were concerned. Namely,
how to get a puppy to quit eating nasty stuff, how to get a
puppy to not run away with said nasty stuff . . .

ANYWAY, we learned the "trade" technique from Victoria,
and honestly, after maybe 5 minutes of training, Naughty
Nasty Jimmy is now just Jimmy! First, he brought me the
safety goggles. Then, a leather work glove. I assumed
that these things probably weren't all that exciting for
him, so I was interested to see if the "trade" would
work on something really juicy and disgusting.

It worked, perhaps a little too well--he traded his
bone (actually three bones, still jointed together,
quite a find!) for a dog cookie. This wasn't TOO nasty,
but the dead and decomposing mole, that was the final test,
and Jimmy passed. He actually brought the little nasty
to me from out of the yard and dropped it at my feet!

Thank you, Victoria!

Now, if we could just teach him to do laundry . . .

Thursday, June 18, 2009

my daughter's dog.


"If I could pick out any dog I wanted, it would probably be a cat."

Thursday, June 11, 2009

some things I've (re)learned the last few weeks--

1. REAPPLY that sunscreen.

2. Keep a fire extinguisher handy.

3. If you're patient enough (or go away for a week), your
garden really WILL grow. (The basil plants are thriving--
guess who's having pesto tonight?? AND the tomato plants
are blooming!!)

4. Don't drink a double espresso mixed with a regular
coffee directly prior to working on an art-type
project. (Lola, that would probably also apply to
cutting out a pattern . . .)



The kicker is that I sent this in as part of a kit at
Altered Pages.
Sorry about that, Jacki!

5. We really need faster intraweb in this house.
I miss visiting all my imaginary friends.

*sigh*

Will be at the shop tomorrow, so am going to try
to steal some company time on the computer.

But we're not really a company.

So that makes it okay, right?

See you tomorrow!!

:)

Saturday, May 23, 2009

serendipity

Here is a story for you.

Once upon a time, my friend the Contessa told me
she had been published in a magazine or two.

"Well, doesn't that sound like fun?" I thought.

So, I submitted some things here:


and they were published like this:


(a little bit closer now . . .)


I feel like a very happy dork.

A dork, because all the other pieces in this issue
are so much more interesting than mine.

But a very happy dork none-the-less, because there
are my little French girls, and fairy, for all to see.

See?

(Don't you love happy endings?)

:)

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

wisteria


This is what dd sees when she looks out of her bedroom window.
It's wisteria, hanging over the deck.


Here's what it looks like from on the deck. Unfortunately
for you, it is impossible to translate the wonderful scent . . .


. . . or the sound of the bumbles buzzing in it! It's
quite a noise, let me assure you. They're very benign,
however--we've never been stung by a bumble in all our
10 years here.

Saturday, May 02, 2009

anything new blooming with you?


Here is our new volunteer puppy, Jimmy.
AKA Little Jimmy,
Nasty Jimmy,
Naughty Jimmy, and
Little Jimmy Dickens.


These smell wonderful!


These are some type of peony, a woody shrub, a
beautiful, prolific bloomer at our house.

Pics courtesy of the dd.

one more, as per her request:

Maggie up a tree. Maggie the Cat.
This cat is very much the dd's. In the World
According to Maggie, we exist only to do her
bidding.

Come to think of it, Jimmy is the only one of
our pets whose name is not have some type of
literary allusion.

I don't think he'll notice.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

I'm back?

Probably not really, it's just rainy this week, so
I actually made something instead of working outside.
The rain isn't the only thing that motivated me--
a fantastic packet of collage pages and "stuff" came
in the mail.

This is mini book is for a kit at Altered Pages,
but we'll have to see . . . it's made from library
pockets and pages, with quotes about flowers.




This has been a weird spring break. My uncle died
unexpectedly, AND my dh's great aunt, which brought
about a whole odd scenario of rarely seen relatives
and the going through of things.

Then a puppy showed up--poor guy was probably dumped.

Things are just strange.

Maybe it's just me.

Okay, here's another thing--if you know a baby Cayden,
our new nephew is actually Caden, so the stamped onesie
posted HERE is up for grabs. (Be sure to scroll down
past the rocks to the baby t-shirts!) And YES, we
asked about the spelling, but were sorely misinformed.

Anyway, it's a little bitty blog giveaway.

If you want the onesie, call dibs in a comment. If
there's more than one "dibs" by, let's say May 8th,
we'll have a drawing. I haven't posted for so long,
it's sad to say the chances are pretty good I'll end
up keeping this . . .

anybody out there??

Monday, April 06, 2009

spring break!

Hey, everybody! It's time for a bloggy sabbatical,
so I won't be posting for a bit. I'll try to stop
by and visit you all now and again, and get my
blog snooping, "imaginary" friends fix.

That's what my children call you all, you know--
my imaginary friends.

Have a Happy Easter!

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

the voices in my head . . .


"Mommy, are you talking to the GI Joes?"


"Yes. They like it when I talk to them."


WATCH OUT FOR THE OCTOPUS, JOE!!

Don't worry, he's okay.

But I may not be . . .